Sometimes you need to take a break from all your work and chill out with a few knitting memes. These are just a handful of my favorites, probably because I can relate so well to them.
Take a break from learning about yarn types and how to read a knitting pattern, and have a laugh, instead. Share them with the other crafters in your life!
Drop me a line – which ones make you lol? And please share your faves I may have missed!
The Dowager Countess Is All About Manners
Hardcore knitters are yarn obsessed. Perhaps you, too, are guilty of frequently buying some sumptuous yarn you have no plans for? Welcome to the club.
No Worse Offense
GASP. Sitting on somebody’s knitting is positively criminal! We don’t go around sitting on your children, so please be respectful to ours. You better pray you didn’t break a needle or cause a dropped stitch.
I Almost Feel Bad
This little cutie may melt your heart, but knitters aren’t likely to fall for his plea for the yarn ball. My cats are infamous for trying to steal my yarn. I love them to pieces, but not enough to sacrifice my project to them!
Hey Girl
All the Ryan Gosling “Hey Girl” knitting memes crack me up. Sorry, there will be a lot of them included in this list!
Living On The Edge
Lolol, ok, just kidding. I don’t live this dangerously. If anything, I overuse stitch markers. Best. Invention. EVER.
No Lies Detected
I may or may not be guilty of this offense. Ok, I’m guilty.
Am I Wasting My Time?
There’s nothing worse than getting partway through the pattern and realizing that the math simply doesn’t add up. No wonder your garment is looking oddly lopsided!
Breathe In, Breathe Out
Knitting is a form of meditation for some. But for others, it can actually be motive for murder. See the knitting meme just above!
Hey, How’d That Get There?
It’s not like I can admit I spent tons of money on yarn that I can’t possibly use up any time soon! I like to pretend that it multiplies on its own and hope my husband never catches on. Hiding it is another solid option.
See? It’s Science
What was I just saying about multiplying yarn??
It’s Cardio, For Sure
Knit one, purl two. Phew, I’m exhausted. Sometimes, knitting memes really get me.
No Thank You, Evil
Seriously, just walk away. That person doesn’t get you at all. Are they even human?
Living Healthy
What? He didn’t specify, and I’m positive that knitting is good for my health. I love it when knitting memes only encourage my bad ways.
Sweet AND Supportive
What could be more romantic than a hot guy supporting your bad knitting choices? Swoon.
A Healthy Knit Drive
Hey, when the mood strikes, you’ve gotta give in to it…and knit. There’s simply no getting between a knitter and their project.
Still Swooning
Even sexier than not nagging you about unfinished knitting projects? Listening as you brag about your fiber skills. Did I mention “swoon?”
You Had The Power All Along
Sometimes I feel that only a magic spell will help me crawl over the finish line with some of my knitting projects. Why is finishing a project so much less thrilling than starting a new one? I’ll never understand human psychology.
99 Problems
Jay-Z would probably be proud. You’ve got to be pretty hardcore to be a knitter.
You Deserve a Drink
Not interrupting your knitting and keeping your drink topped off for you? Yup, he’s a winner. Swoon.
And They Keep Growing, Too!
I’m a mean mom. I don’t knit anything for my kids that they’ll outgrow within a couple of years. So, they get a lot of hats. I wish they thought it was cooler.
He Knows What’s What
This is possibly the greatest heroic move of them all. Watching out for your dye lot? Swoon X 100.
